It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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