This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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