Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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