you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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