okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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