Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i believe in u and ur pee
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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