I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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