So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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