he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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