i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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