Don't you send me to vm
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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