At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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