I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
