You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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