This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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