2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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