He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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