I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
pop tarts are not kleenex
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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