Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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