what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
