He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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