He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Houston, we have a squirter
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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