If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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