8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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