All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize