I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I have already put on my inside pants.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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