I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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