We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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