He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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