is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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