Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
the raccoons are back...
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