Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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