if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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