I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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