im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Holy shit dude........stairs
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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