did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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