i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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