What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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