We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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