HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There r osticjed everywhere
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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