quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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