Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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