Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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