Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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