I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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