Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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