Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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