Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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