i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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