At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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