quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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