Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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