What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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