I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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