i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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